Football Tweets of the week 17/09

Here are our 10 funniest football tweets of this week! (In no order too!)

1.) If you play FIFA you can relate to this:- @Liam_Fountain

 2.) Sports Personality of the Year?? Wiggins? Hoy? Murray? I think it's safe to say Joey Barton can put that tuxedo away. - @jackwhitehall

3.) Breaking News: After watching England's performance against Ukraine tonight, Raheem Sterling has opted to play for Jamaica. - @StupidFootball

4.) I've heard FIFA 13 is so realistic that.... erm... this is awkward - @MarioBalotelli

5.) Djibril Cisse's had more hair styles than Joey Barton has had police cautions! - @playupfootball

6.) Michael Owen says he should have left Man Utd a year earlier. And there was me thinking he was good at finishing. - @FootyBull

7.) Evra's reaction to Büttner's goal: - @FootyMemes

8.) I'm guessing the media officer at Livingston FC didn't actually mean to tweet this.. @Dudely1927

 9.) imaginative work from the BBC Headline writers today: - @Adamterry56789

10.) Did Dempsey opt for the #2 shirt to warm to Tottenham fans as an acknowledgement of how many league titles they've won? - @Bosscielny

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Football Tweets of the week 07/09

Here are our 10 funniest football tweets of this week! (In no order too!)

1.) This may be the funniest picture of all time. - @timabel6

 2.) Mourinho's motivational speech to his players ahead of El Clásico. - @footymemes

 

3.) Juve signing Bendtner is like telling someone all summer you're going to buy a BMW or a Porsche but then wind up buying a Hyundai Genesis. - @FRANCESCalci0

4.) My definition of 'top top quality' = Falcao Arsene's definition of 'top top quality' = Chamakh. - @RedArmy49

5.) The Queens Park Rangers team bus has arrived at the Etihad Stadium... - @Football__Tweet

 6.) The awkward moment when Arsene Wenger's finger looks like his penis. - @Arsenal_RT's 

7.) Fernando Torres has promised Chelsea fans "magic" this season. I thought he did his disappearing trick last season? -@StupidFootball

8.) Genius of a sign in Sunderland- @kentonmags

9.) He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants, Olivier Giroud, he scores when he wants. [*Note: currently, he does not want] - @simonafc

10.) When Busquets plays FIFA and his player get's tackled, he drops the controller and starts rolling around the floor asking for a free-kick.. - @LeoMessiParody

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Football Tweets of the week 27/08

We haven't done this in a while, but here are our 10 funniest football tweets of this week! (In no order too!)

1.) Joins Man United. Stops loving kids and wife.-  @Sc0tt_Campbell

2.)   This is brilliant: - @Jake__Baxter

 3.) According to @SkySports, Man United have bought Arsenal for £24m...

4.) Oh Steven, I love you man - @MarioBaloltelli

 5.) Ever wondered what Gary Neville gets up to with his big pen during the game? - @oscarpyejeary

 6.)  What!? - @Now__Football

  

  7.) Players who can make a goal from nothing...: @FootballFunnys

  8.) 98 - Barca's away kit looking suspiciously like some of the kits you would design for your FIFA98 custom team. Monstrosity- @OptaParody

9.) This is brilliant! - @Gerrard8FanPage

10.) How does this even happen? Someone needs to have a word with the #mufc kitman. - @SoccerBible

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Football Tweets of the week 04/08

The Football Front's 10 funniest football tweets! (In no order too!)

1.) Edinson Cavani is picking fights with Craig Bellamy and Micah Richards. He must have absolutely nothing to live for. - @CheGiavara

2.) Didier Drogba moves to China, the following month China wins the Olympic diving event... Coincidence?! - @mattlindsay2014

3.) Charlie Adam's new movie: - @talkSport

 4.) A Swiss footballer has been thrown out of the Olympics for racism. Liverpool have offered him a 4 year contract.- @FootballFunnys

5.) Alex Ferguson has said that Man United still want to bring in one or two more new faces. Wayne Rooney has asked if he can have one. - @MarioBalotelli

6.) Controllers [troll football] - @FootyMemes

7.) BREAKING NEWS: David Luiz declared injured for tomorrows game after having 100's of twiiter followers noses up his backside - @hurricanhigginz

8.) BREAKING: After letting Stuart Downing score, the FC Gomel defenders have announced their retirement from football. - @Liverfool_FC

9.)  Do woman's footballer's swap shirts at the end of the game,or am i sat here just wasting my time? - @GGJ_Gareth

10.) BREAKING: Stewart Downing scores for Liverpool, an unbelievable achievement from a guy who was told by doctors that he'd never score again. - @BBCSporf

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Football Tweets of the week 28/07

This weeks 10 funniest football tweets! (In no order too!)

1.) Owen Hargreaves is training with QPR. Their physios will be the only people busier than John Terry's lawyers. - @PickThatOneOut

2.) Man United change their logo to match their new kit: - @AndreVillyB

3.) Maradona: "Messi scores a goal and screams. Cristiano scores a goal then poses as if he's trying to sell you shampoo in a commercial."- @Simon_Hughes__

4.) FIFA13 Achievement Unlocked: Complete a full 90 minutes with either Owen Hargreaves, Keiron Dyer or Michael Owen- @BigJohnTerry

5.) How do you fix a £50m striker who never scores? Sign 4 attacking midfielders worth £90m (Mata, Marin, Hazard & Oscar). @FootballFunnys

6.) This Olympics opening ceremony costs £27m, or roughly half a Fernando Torres. @scatterbull

7.) BREAKING: Luis Suarez may have apologised for his racist remarks, but this is a little too far. - @BBCSporf 



8.) Mancini's answer to Fergie. - @FootyMemes

 9.) BREAKING: Nuri Sahin is set to move on-loan to a "Big Premier League Team". That's Tottenham out of the queston.- @FootyTrollz

10.) Exclusive images of Robin van Persie in a Manchester United shirt. - @robboma3

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Football Tweets of the week 20/07

This weeks 10 funniest football tweets! (In no order too!)

1.) Martin O'Neill in talks with Ken Bates over the Leeds job (@Iwanrunner)

  2.) Ashley Cole v Arsenal: (@FootyMemes)

3.) The awkward moment when Chelsea's official Twitter account gets hacked.: (@SkitlaSays)

  4.) Why is Emile Heskey so good at tennis? Because he never hits the net.- @StupidFootball

  5.) Now Ledley King has retired the most fragile thing in football is a Liverpool fan...- (@RealParkJiSung)
 
  6.) BREAKING: Newcastle sold Andy Carroll for £35m. To buy Cisse, Ba, Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa,    Santon & Andy Carroll. (@FootballFunnys)

 7.) Ibrahimovic confirmed at PSG. He's earned about €100 in the time it took you to read this tweet. (@mark_eurosport)

 8.) Bear found not guilty of shitting in the woods after hiring John Terry’s lawyer. - (@FormidableRed)

 9.)  United's biggest fan from our game yesterday: (@Leyshon_MUFC)

 10.) Owen Hargreaves has been selected as captain of the Team GB Olympic football squad. He's said to be delighted to be part of the Paralympics.(@SkySporksNews)

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Football Tweets of the week 12/07

Here's this weeks 10 funniest football tweets! (In no order too!)


1.) "I'm not racist. Some of my best friends wives are black." - John Terry- (@StupidFootball)

2.) What do Arsenal and Rangers have in common? They're both losing their whole team. (@CJLowndes)

3.) What happens if you leave Arsenal: - (@FootballFunnys)

 5.)By (@ArsenalMemes)

6.) How was first day training Joseph (Joey Barton)? When I heard QPR making major announcement I thought you may have been arrested again. - (@DietmarHamann )

7.)BREAKING: Steve Kean is appointed as chief-executive of mobile phone company O2, immediately sending the mobile phone network down. - (BBCSporf)

8.) (@ThorpeAFC)

9.) (@UnluckyFutball)

10.) Genius by Arsenal fans: (KaneD101)

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Football Tweets of the week: 05/07

Here's this weeks 10 funniest football tweets! (In no order too!)

1.) Podolski: "I'm signing for Arsenal to win trophies." - Van Persie: "I'm leaving Arsenal because I want to win trophies." -  (@JamesD215)

2.) Pegguy Arphexad had a 16-year career, played 39 games and won 7 medals. A medal for every 5.57 games.- 90sFootballers

3.) Italy down to 10 men. Spain should bring on Torres to even things up. It's only fair. - @PickThatOneOut

4.) Money can't buy the quality of football that Spain has produced in the last 4 years. Which is fortunate as they have absolutely no money. - @FootballFunnys

5.)

- @Footycomic

6.) Injured Robin Van Persie will struggle to get a new club. The 'back injury' occurred after he was forced to carry Arsenal for 2 years. - @ThickFootball

7.) Don't get why Balotelli is crying? A postman doesn't cry when he loses the post. - @Footy_Jokes

8.) Hodgson at Wimbledon today. There was me thinking he'd seen enough long balls and constant surrendering of possession after this summer. -@Kristian_Walsh

9.) Kiev security goes into overdrive. Man in red t-shirt refused entry to players' area. He gets angry, understandably. He's Alvaro Arbeloa -@SamWallaceIndy

10.)

- @AnfieldCat

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Football Tweets of the week: 25/06

It's back! Ages and ages ago, you may remember we actually did have this feature running regularly a few months ago. But for one reason or another, we stopped, but it's back. Here are our best football tweets of this week! (Tweets are in no order, just randomly collected)

1.) Danny Murphy proves the idea of an intelligent footballer is a myth by signing for Blackburn. - @PickThatOneOut

2.) Papastathopoulos... Imagine having to pay for that on the back of your shirt. No wonder the Greeks are skint. - @pmblgz

3.) So Arsenal have signed Olivier Giroud? He's only 25. Why has he decided to end his career so early? - @FootballFunnys

4.) John Terry has asked if the 5th official [from the Ukraine -England game] can be a juror at his racism trial next month. Blind. - Opta_Joke

5.) Poor Van der Vaart. Once again, he finishes 4th and is sent packing from Europe! -@ShikharrC

6.) "Penalties are a lottery." Yes, if by that you mean England have a one in a million chance of winning. - @AltFootball

7.) Roy Hodgson is set for a test for drugs with UEFA. Officials became suspicious when they saw Milner was starting for England vs Italy. - @FootballFunnys 

8.) Steven must have had a sleepless night following England's defeat... - @RobCRoose

 9.) Against a tough Ukraine side, England will have to start ugly tonight... or Wayne Rooney as he's more commonly known. - @StupidFootball

10.) Where was this guy? (Tweeted after England's loss on penalties by Italy) - @AttackoftheKop

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Football Tweets of the week 02/06

We're back with some funny football tweets!!

1. Some say that Sepp Blatter's behaviour has crossed a line. But thanks to his refusal to allow the relevant technology, we may never know. - @NickMotown – A Fantastic tweet, simple as. This was tweeted after Sepp Blatter’s latest antics this week.
2. @RobbieSavage8 just recovering after your expert analysis on MOTD destroyed my confidence.............if only you'd give me some tips? - @Joey7Barton – A fantastic tweet by Newcastle’s Joey Barton. This stems from Joey Barton arguing he was the best English midfielder in the Premier League (clearly not) and Savage, on Match of the day criticised Barton and explained why he isn’t the best.
3. @Imogen_Thomas it's alright love. He managed to remain anonymous all evening! - @BrianDurand56 – Sensational tweet! @BrianDurand56 tweeted this after Man United’s demolished Barcelona in the Champions League final.
4. Ryan Giggs what a career. Has been in 7 FA Cup finals, 5 league finals, 3 champions league finals and 1 Big Brother quarter finalist - @DavePaylor – A cheeky little tweet!
   
5. #thingsRedknappwilldoinhisfirstweekatChelsea compare Torres to his Sandra - @the1steleven – Absolutely hilarious tweet, it originates from Darren Bent missing a glorious opportunity and Harry Redknapp stating his missus would have finished it.
6. I've just downloaded the new FIFA to my laptop but it won't work. It keeps saying that it's corrupt. - @MrSeppBlatter (Not the real Sepp Blatter!) – This tweet was kind of inevitable right!?
7. ITV2 confirm their new series based on the trials & tribulations of the FIFA Executive committee will be called The Only Way Is Ethics. - @MattCrivelli – Great tweet regarding the news that Fifa are to hold an investigation about the bribery scandal.
8. You lazy git RT ‘@themichaelowen Prefer playing less often in a top team than every game in a poor team.’ - @piersmorgan – This is funny, because we all agree with him!
9. Actually, the easiest way to stop Messi is to make him believe he's playing for Argentina. - @ILoveReal – This was tweeted prior to the Champions League final, but it probably does work!
10. Redknapp is the only man on the planet that could bankrupt Abramovich. -@yorkshiregunner – This was tweeted after Harry Redknapp reportedly emerged as a candidate for the Chelsea job.

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